My hat of Piranhas knoz no limits.
You know the type at your job - every little assignment that comes along they snap onto like a piranha onto flesh before the delegator has even shut his/her mouth. "I can do that! and that! And I'll do that as well!" Pretty soon they're doing EVERYTHING and everyone else is just sitting there like "If I have no work to do why am I even *here*?" A couple weeks go by and when it comes time for a team check in, they spend 90 minutes of the two hour meeting bitching about how they are the only one who does any work, how desperately unfair it is, how we need more rules and hierarchy and beuracracies because OBVIOUSLY the group will never function without them, we need people to sign up for projects six months in advance and make no allowances for sudden scheduling conflicts, how they are SUCH a martyr for carrying an entire posse of lazies and deadbeats on their back ...... AGH